Title: Birth 101
Published: 24 Jun 05
Character(s): Josh, Donna
Category: Humor
Rating: Teen
Summary: Josh wants to know what happens after Donna gives birth.
Notes: Written for the tww100 'Murphy Brown Episode Titles' challenge on Live Journal. Title chosen: Birth 101 (obviously).
"Now what?"
"We take Isobel home, Josh."
"And then what?"
"Then?"
"What happens after we get home?"
"Um... we love her, teach her, raise her to be a contributable member of society. She studies to have a good career, finds a nice man to marry, and gives us grandchildren. Do you really need to know all this now?"
"Actually, Donna, I meant..."
"Yes?"
"When can we have sex again?"
"JOSH!"
"Okay, we'll discuss it lat-"
"Twenty four hours of labor. You expect to even SEE MY VAGINA AGAIN?!"
"Shh, you'll wake up-"
"Oh, you're a dead man now."
"You bet."
:: return home ::
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