Caveat Emptor

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Title: Caveat Emptor
Published: 10 May 05
Character(s): Josh, Donna
Category: Drabble
Rating: Teen
Summary: Donna gives Josh a haircut.
Notes: I have no idea what was going on in my head when this spilled out. Written for the tww100 'Scrubs Episode Titles' challenge on Live Journal. Title chosen: My Boss' Free Haircut.


"Donna, please stop laughing and concentrate."

"Worried I'm going to slip and cut into something?"

"Yes! When you offered to shave me I thought you meant my face."

"You have hair down here too. It's not my fault you made assumptions."

"Doesn't stop me from blaming you."

"I thought this would be sexy."

"Yes but- God, please be CAREFUL!"

"You know what else is sexy, Josh? Trust!"

"Oh, don't give me that pouty look."

"And I also thought it'd be fun. I do you and then you do me."

"Wait... I get to do you?"

"Didn't I make that clear?"



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