"Oww, Donna! Would you please not open the door so forcefully?"

"The wall again? You can't possibly be that stressed."

"I'm always stressed."

"Then your wall therapy sucks."

"It's the best I've got."

"Have you tried sex?"

"Uh... what?"

"Sex, Josh. Since you're so fond of the wall have you tried having sex against it? It could help."

"I don't know how that could work."

"It's really not that hard."

"Things could get very hard if you keep talking about us having sex. Why must you annoy me so much. Go away."

"Maybe next time then."

"Wait! Come back."

"Too late."

~~

"Guess what, Donna?"

"What?"

"Sex against a wall does relax me."

"I told you that years ago."

"Your constant need to be right all the time bugs me."

"You know you love it."

"I love how sexy you look when I'm inside you."

"You need to shut up now."

"I'm not allowed to talk to you while we're doing this?"

"If you must do something with your mouth why don't you kiss me."

"I could do that. Or maybe..."

"Josh, there's no way you're gonna get your tongue down there while my legs are wrapped around your waist."

"I'm very bendy."